It took an awfully long time, but I’ve set up a packagecloud.io repository for goiardi finally. The repo can be found at https://packagecloud.io/ct/goiardi, and currently has debs for debian wheezy and ubuntu 14.04 on amd64. RHEL/CentOS and other debian/ubuntu packages will be forthcoming.
On a related note, while I didn’t write this, there’s a goiardi cookbook now, too. I had started on a real cookbook for goiardi, but ironically never finished it because I kept trying to do too much and have it do everything. So, this is pretty cool (and handy).